I’m about to hit you with some shit that could have blockbuster potential. I’m originally from the Portland, Maine area. My family and I are absolute diehard Pats fans and have been since day one. Absolutely devastated by the lost to keep it simple. Couldn’t sleep last night. Anyways, so today my mom calls me up and drops an absolute bomb on me mid study session. She’s pretty big in the youth soccer world up in Maine and immediately after the game on Sunday had to train a team she is coaching. As she went out to the field, the little girls were putting on their cleats and talking about the game. My mom, still in her jersey, overheard one of the girls saying how happy she was that the Broncos won. That in itself isn’t entirely surprising because dickhead Manning fans exist everywhere. But this little girl continues to go on a rant about how she was so glad Brady wouldn’t be in the Super Bowl because he didn’t deserve it after what he did to Goodell and blah blah blah. Pretty deep shit for a little girl who’s not supposed to care about sports let alone a rift between Brady and Goodell. After practice my mom was going around picking up the balls, and she noticed that one of the balls had the last name Goodell on it and sure enough it belonged to the little girl bashing Brady earlier. Immediately my mom was kind of suspicious but didn’t really think anything of it. So then, she asked the team administrator, a good friend of hers, if the girl had any kind of relation to the Goodell family, since they have ties to Southern Maine and she freaking had a ball with the last name Goodell on it. SURE ENOUGH my mom finds out that this girls Mom is married to Roger’s youngest brother. How ridiculous is that. Roger has been blabbing his mouth about Brady to the entire family that it has trickled down to his freaking step-niece who is now bashing Brady in public. Just an unbelievable example of the lack of professionalism shown by Goodell and his entire family. If anyone needed hard evidence of an inside job I think this is absolutely it.
PS. I wanted to keep names out of it for my Mom’s sake and for the girls…but if you need any proof I’m sure you can look up and see his brother lives in Portland.
http://www.cnbc.com/2014/01/29/-family-of-nfl-commissioner-roger-goodell.html jeff goodell lives in portland
I have no idea whether this story is true but my blogging spidey sense says it’s true. That Roger Goodell’s entire extended family has a vendetta against Tom Brady and will stop at nothing to see him destroyed. Makes perfect sense to me. I know I’m not supposed to wish ill will against anybody but honestly not enough bad things can happen to the entire Goodell clan. Like I’d love for them to fall into a volcano with sharks and alligators and get eaten alive while they burn to death and get stung by bees. If that’s too harsh well than so be it.
PS – Weirdest line of this email “My mom, still in her jersey, overheard one of the girls saying how happy she was that the Broncos won.”
Your mom wears a jersey to coach girls youth soccer? Cue it.