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Drunk Australian Rugby Player Caught On Camera At A Party Pissing His Pants, Trying To Kiss Chicks, And Simulating Sex With A Poodle

Pissing Yourself And Simulating Sex With Poodles.  That’s What Australian Rugby Players (Allegedly) Do! I’ve always wondered how exactly you could get thrown out of Australian party. They just seem like a bunch of crazy sons of bitches Down Under. Dealing with sharks, poisonous creatures and whatever else comes with being a former colony for England’s prisoners. So they strike me as a bit more of an edgy crowd. You could even tell that this guy was going to get off the hook for allegedly pissing himself and/or the couch. That’s all good. But don’t fake fuck a dog, even if it’s a poodle. That’s a no-no in America, Australia, and probably anywhere Carmen Sandiego has stepped foot in.

Though to be fair, any day that starts with a bunch of rugbby players day drinking with only one shirt between them is likely to end in some sort of tomfoolery

Also, just seeing the Twitter handle A Current Affair takes me back to every afternoon as a kid. Ridiculous stories and that A++++ sound effect. Can’t lie, I kinda miss A Current Affair commercials