Apparently Jay Williams Couldn't Get A Boner For An Entire Year After His Motorcycle Accident So That Kind Of Sucks

Well here were are, 2016, and I finally have let go of all my resentment towards Jay Williams doing a 70 mph wheelie on his motorcycle and ruining his Bulls career. A bonerless year will do that to you. Didn’t think I would get this thrown in my face today, didn’t think today would be the day I found out Jay Williams couldn’t get his dick hard for 12 months or the day I even thought about Jay Williams dick in general (I never expected that day to come) but that’s just the internet. 2 things I can’t imagine. 1) What it must be like to  have a flaccid penis hanging on your body for a year and 2) What the first hard on after a year of nothing must have felt like. Weird weird times. A bonerless year, the Jay Williams story. Wild.

Stand up guy though, no pun intended.

Can’t even imagine how my friend DJ (Diplo) would survive.