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B.o.B. Drops New Track Coming At Neil Degrasse Tyson About The Earth Being Flat - "Flatline"

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When BoB said: “Aye, Neil Tyson need to loosen up his vest/They’ll probably write that man one hell of a check”

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When he said: Woo, use your, use your common sense/Why is NASA part of the department of defense?
They divided up the seas into thirty-three degrees/Feeding kids masonry, bruh, be careful what you read

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Nobody and I mean nobody spits more fire about the Earth being flat than B.o.B. Not even the ancient philosophers who didnt know better. And I’m telling you – as a person who’s joined BoB’s Earth Is Flat Truther Movement, it feels fantastic. Its so liberating. He’s right – once you go flat, you dont go back. It just feels fantastic to tell people that they are nothing but lemmings and sheep who are taking a few pictures and some wikipedia pages and taking them as gospel. “But what about Neil deGrasse Tyson! He says the earth is round becau…man FUCK NEIL deGRASSE TYSON! If you dont think NASA and the D.O.D. and the Free Masons have Neil Tyson on the payroll to spew that propaganda you’re blind. Its one of the most blatant conspiracies humankind has ever seen. I dont know what the point of it is or what is to be gained by convincing people that the earth is round but thats what the best conspiracies are. The ones that dont make any sense.

Open your eyes man. There’s no superior blood line.