Cape May Is Definitely Getting The Worst Of This Blizzard

Nothing worse than getting the dick of the blizzard. Maybe the grundle of a drought, but that’s few and far between. And I see you, Sheena. That minx probably wishes she was in Cape May taking on the brunt of that storm.

On a side note I came back empty handed from Whole Foods (closest market and, no, I’m not happy about it) because it was freaking World War Z in there. Calm down you maniacs. We’re living in a society.