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Just Your Average, Drunken, Religious And Homeless Spat On Frankford Ave

Yo, religious nutshit that sounds like an old woman looking on her 4th pack of cigs for the day, as Mr. Blonde put it best in Reservoir Dogs – Are you gonna bark all day little doggy, or you gonna bite? I figured getting a loogie to the face after commanding him, In The Name Of Jesus Christ, mind you, to shut the fuck up, we would’ve seen a good ol’ fashioned legal bum fight. But nope. Nada. And he better thank Christ that drunk old sailor swing that bottle as hard as I throw punches in my dreams. If that was anything other than a pillow being thrown it would’ve been lights out.