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Vandy Chick Takes All The Sexts She Got From A Frat Bro, Turns It Into A Fire Jam

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Drop the beat! Unnhh…unhhhh…need more snare in my headphones…

Wanna get filled later?/Can you blow me?/Wanna fuck your throat for a while.
There’s gonna be a party/In your ass tomorrow/And my cock’s the only one/That’s invited.

FIRE.

I’m not even joking or using hyperbole or anything. That song is legitimate fire. Take all the Grammys, give them to Vandy Girl Who Gets Incredibly Aggressive Sexts From Her Fuck Buddies.

I like the description she put on the video too.

All of the lyrics herein are real, word for word consensual texts sent to a young woman by a frat guy.

Just letting all the hardcore feminists out there looking to suit up in armor and go to war…yes, sometimes girls and guys exchange flirtatious, sexual texts, and yes sometimes both parties actually find them funny and enjoyable.

h/t Dorn