2016! A year where all sorts of genitals can be touched by unwilling but open-minded participants for the sake of a viral video. And I have to say that for everything that was kind of hot about those lesbians touching a penis for the first time is not even a little sexy here BUT is probably 1,000 times funnier. Just nonstop shrieking and flamboyant anxiety from a bunch of very stylishly dressed and fit little fellas. But the one thing I couldn’t stop thinking about was that this very good-looking but perhaps a bit hipster tatted chick:
Doing things that would drive every heterosexual guy and lesbian girl completely wild, like this little sly pulling down of her panties:
And being greeted with faces like these:
Maybe it’s only the girls I’ve hooked up with, but I feel like every time there’s been something awkward involving a woman’s vagina, they clam up so hard and file it away in the Traumatic Memories folder. An accidental queef during sex, getting that white stuff on your dick and being kinda horrified, God forbid you ever remark about labia size or anything, all of those things can make a girl act weird at least temporarily. But this girl is just taking laughing right into her vagina and questions about tuna scents and she’s going to walk that off? I get she’s some cool lesbian chick or whatever but that flies in the face of years of female research I’ve accumulated (occasionally in a lab coat, often involving a heated beaker). Any vaginal hubris this girl had must have taken a hit here, pussy left the set needing that Game Plan mode in Madden‘s franchise mode when your players’ confidence needs a boost.
Also I really respected how the gay guys were arguably more competent and interested in finding the clit than most straight guys are. They may have been concerned they would fall in or that they would be hit by an overwhelming tuna smell but they know that the clit has a hood now, nothing can take that away from them.