You Have Got To Be Kidding Me

Are you joking with this shit? 2-3 feet? What is going on out there? Last week it was in the 70’s, this week we are getting 3 feet of snow bukaked on our faces. Ain’t nobody got time for 3 feet of snow. I’m a blogger who doesn’t leave my house, and I don’t have time for 3 feet of snow. Especially with how this area reacts to snow, you’d think Morgan Freeman just got on TV and announced a meteor is about to hit us. When it rains for 30 seconds you have people pulling over and abandoning their cars. This 3 feet of snow thing might be the final nail in the coffin. Sunday was shaping up to be so nice. Caps vs Pens at 12:30. Pats vs Broncos at 3:30. Royal Rumble at 8. We were drinking Bloody Marys from sun up to sun down. This snow can eat my ass.

I used to be in the team of “if it’s going to be cold it might as well snow”. But then I grew up. The snow ruins everything. Nothing good comes from it. It just makes everything more of a hassle, ruins plans, you have to shovel an then be sore/almost have a heart attack. I miss the days when I was like Allen, bright eyed and bushy tailed about snow.

PS: The best thing about weathermen is if this is completely wrong and we get like 3 inches, nobody will care. We’ll just laugh and be like “those motherfuckers have the easiest job in the world” and then be glad we weren’t hit with this bullshit blizzard.