Coffee House Doubles Revenue After Switching From Baristas To Topless Baristas

FB - Many coffee drinkers in the Evergreen State get a view along with their morning caffeine. In their newest video (above), restaurant guide Zagat highlights the growing trend of drive-thru coffee stands worked by topless and bikini-clad baristas — both women and men — in Spokane, Washington. Topless female baristas, like the ones at Bare Beans Expresso, wear just pasties over their nipples. According to a separate report from ABC News, the trend started in Seattle in 2007.Adding half-naked women to the mix means a “huge difference” to the bottom line, according to Sarah Birnel, who owned three Spokane bikini barista stands in 2013. “It makes way more money, definitely,” she told ABC. “I would say close to 100 percent more.” 

Wait until The Cauldron hears about this one! Women voluntarily posing topless or in bikinis to make a business money, can you imagine that? This is just the way life works. Boobs=money. No matter what. When I was 12 or 13 I used to watch Road Trip relentlessly because that scene with the tits. I wore out that VHS to the point of no return. And now even as an adult, you’ll be hard pressed to find anyone who isn’t all about the titty life. Everyone wants to see ‘em, no matter if it’s in a movie, on a website, or while grabbing that morning cup of joe. If given the option to get regular coffee, or some titty milk coffee, you’re going to choose titty coffee 99 times out of 100. The only downside to this is their whole equality thing where you have guys serving coffee too. Get outta my face bro! You don’t make friends with salads and you don’t boost sales 100% with men with weird tattoos serving coffee.