New York City Got Its First "Masturbation Booth" This Week
Mashable- A sex toy company created a tiny male masturbation fort in New York City. No, we don’t condone it. On Tuesday, Hot Octopuss erected what it called a “GuyFi” booth on 28th Street and 5th Avenue in New York City, where men could, in theory, go to “relieve stress.”
The company simply put a cloth over a phone booth in what amounted to a marketing gimmick. Inside was a chair and a laptop. Hot Octopuss was inspired by a Time Out survey, which concluded that 39% of the New York men it questioned admitted to masturbating while at work. A more expansive Glamour survey of 1,000 men in 2012 suggested 31% of its readers have done so.
Hot Octopuss created the booth so men can “take this habit out of the office and into a more suitable environment designed to give the busy Manhattan man the privacy, and the high-speed Internet connection, he deserves.” “We may be insinuating that these booths could be used in whichever way anyone would like to ‘self soothe,'” a representative tells Mashable, “but the brand is not actively encouraging people to masturbate in public as that is an illegal offense.” The company claims approximately 100 men used the booth on its inaugural day.
New York City. The home of culture. Broadway, the MoMA, and a booth on the street where you can beat your dick like it owes you money. I thought free public WiFi in NYC was going to be the end of times here. But now we have a booth for the rich, poor, and homeless to spit their seed if they have the itch. Lady Liberty must have shed a tear when she heard of this.
Now if 39% of men ADMITTED to beating off at work, I think we can safely assume the real number is closer to 60%. Now that number definitely rises to 100% when it comes to men that are bloggers who work from home and are knee deep in smut all day. So what I am saying is I think the future Barstool HQ needs a GuyFi booth in it. Because going from Work At Home life to Cube Life is tough enough. But going from Blogging At Home life to Cube Life is damn near impossible. That 2:30 feeling isn’t just for 5 Hour Energy. So a GuyFi booth would alleviate a lot of these concerns. It’s worth a shot just love to see the look on the Bossman’s face when Pres tried to get that green-lit.
And if we couldn’t get a GuyFi booth, could we at least get a Real World Confessional booth? Lots of juicy gossip comes out there and with the advent of cell phones, the Confessional would basically double as a GuyFi booth. This office is going to be a goddamn zoo, isn’t it?