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Behold One Of The Purest Nut Shots These Eyes Will Ever See

BLAST OFF! I don’t care who you are, where your from, what you did as long as you love me, a good ol’ fashion shot to the jimmies will never not be funny. The set up. The climax. The scream in pure agony. It’s all hilarious when it’s not happening to you. And it’s especially great for the soul when you’re down in the dumps. I said it before and I’ll say it again, sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I’m tired of making other people feel good about themselves.

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