Dude Goes Viral After Picture With His Family Is Taken At A HORRIBLY Unfortunate Angle (NSFW Even Though Its Technically SFW)

This picture really is truly the perfect storm. It begins with the ear placement. Without the tip of that ear looking exactly like an asshole, this whole thing falls apart. The dad’s weird, inexplicable, lumpy body shape makes things so confusing you just cant figure out what you’re looking at at all. Without his body looking like a goddam alien, you’d probably just be like “Oh thats a guy leaning over.” But its so weird you have no clue what you’re seeing. The hairy shoulder, the bald head both looking like dirty ass cheeks – and both blending together with exact curve that occurs when 2 buttcheeks meet. It all combines to look like one giant dirty ass.

And then the X-Factor is that its sitting on top of a baby. If there’s no baby you’re like “Who’s ass is that?” But since its on top of an infant you’re like “Oh my God someone is rubbing their ass all over a child!” Its the extra kick a picture needs to go from funny optical illusion to horrifying, viral optical illusion.