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The Colts Begging To Pick Up All The St. Louis Rams Fans Is Downright Pathetic




You know who the Colts are? They’re some scumbag trying to swoop in an pick up your girlfriend 5 seconds after you broke up with her. They know she’s vulnerable and they’re trying to pick up the pieces to they can squeak in a quick fuck before they break her heart too. A second class group of guys who can’t land a real woman on their own so they need your sloppy seconds. Just a pathetic and disgusting look, but wouldn’t expect anything less from Jim Irsay. Folks in St. Louis want to join forces with Indianpolis? Knock yourselves. Just know that’s he’s no good for you and will leave you distraught then celebrate the fact that he broke your heart.



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