If You Saw This Billboard Would You Know What It's For?

There’s your billboard. The skull emoji, the poop emoji, the letter L. In theaters February 12th. I had no idea what it was for. Sat here like “skullpoopl”…no that’s not a thing…uhhhh “Skullshitl?! Is there a movie about shitting down someone’s skull coming out?…wait no, what the fuck?” Maybe I’m just dumb, or it’s the worst billboard ever (probably both)

Deadpool. The fucking super hero movie I keep hearing about with that dreamboat Ryan Reynolds and TJ Miller from Silicon Valley. People are so jazzed up about this movie I feel like a retard for not caring about it. I think the last superhero movie I saw was Dark Knight 8 years ago (yes, that long ago, we’re old and dying). But apparently Deadpool is going to be the movie of the year or something for non-Star Wars people, so I guess good for them for making a billboard that made me overly-aware that this film is coming out soon. It worked. God dammit.

PS: My new years resolution is to see more movies. I went to a movie theater twice in 2015. Twice. Kinda pathetic. Really pathetic. Especially because I like going to the movies. Gotta work on this.