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Jacked Up Behemoth Pins Down And Bitch Slaps His Prey To Hell

First off, I know this footage was shot with a toaster, but do I spy with my little eye red hair on that sauced up animal? Because getting bitch slapped to death by Wesley Snipes from Demolition Man is no way to leave this Earth, assuming this isn’t some sort of foreplay. Which may be a huge assumption. But I supposed he showed leniency by only throwing slaps at his prey. If those were punches there would’ve been nothing left to hit by the end.

Also, chalk this up as another case of 20 slaps too many. Two relevant Simpsons Hamburglar death references in one day? Believe it. Thank you, Mr. Internet.