Kevin Hart Is Getting His Own Signature Shoe From Nike? Weird. Kevin Hart's Signature Shoe Is Fucking Dope? Even Weirder.

So these got debuted on Fallon last night. I don’t know why the hell Kevin Hart is getting a signature shoe from Nike. Someone told me it was because he used to work in a shoe store? Uh, ok, I guess? But here’s what I do know: if you hate on this sneaker just because it’s Kevin Hart’s then you’re a dink. People would be losing their fucking minds if these were the new Yeezys or some shit. Are you gonna feel kind of weird walking around in a comedian’s footwear? I’m sure you will. But that doesn’t change the fact that these things, these Hustle Harts, are a dope ass shoe. Make all the jokes you want. Ask if they come in adult sizes like absolutely no one else has done. Hate on Kevin Hart because he’s little, or you think he’s annoying or unfunny. But here are the facts: Ride Along? Hysterical. The Wedding Ringer? Uproarious. Get Hard? Funny. These kicks? Flames.

None of that is debatable and you can go argue with the wall.

PS – Forgot the Olympics were this year until I saw that little NBC graphic. So jacked up. Got my reason to not kill myself for the next few months!