The Fact That Not One Person Commented On My Absolutely Perfect Pitching Form Is Disconcerting To Say The Least

So what’s up with that? I thought you guys were a bunch of sports fans. I thought you guys respected true athletes. So why didn’t anyone comment on the fact that my pitching form is straight out of a Tom Emanski video? I though the Stoolies were better than that, I honestly did.
Everyone calling me fat, it’s called a playoff beard, adds 20-25 pounds easily. Read a book.
Double PS
After slowing it down in a GIF, was that a curveball? Pretty sick movement.