Tara Reid Is An Optical Illusion

Great question, Vince. A really great question.  I have no idea what the hell is going on out here. Tara Reid is an optical illusion.  Her Instagram pictures are spotting dimes and eating onions. One second she’s out there looking like a starving child you’d send 15 cents a day to feed and then the next second she’s looking like a super model.  Well maybe not a super model but she sure as hell looks pretty great in that picture above. In the last blog about her I called our relationship with Tara a roller coaster because of the ups and downs. But I didn’t think the ups and downs would take place within less than a week of each other.  This was just 6 days ago!

The difference is astronomical. And I get it, people have good angle and bad angles.  As far as I can tell all I have are bad angles. But people who are actually good looking can even have a tendency to take a bad picture.  That’s gotta be the explanation here.  All about the angles but it’s still shocking.  And listen, if girls are gonna start deceiving us and making themselves look better on Instagram than they really are in real life then I don’t know what to do. Is nothing scared?