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Fugitive Doesn't Like His Mugshot So He Texts The Police A Selfie

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LIMA, Ohio A Lima man wanted by police sent investigators a selfie after seeing his “terrible” mugshot posted on social media. “Here is a better photo, that one is terrible,” Donald “Chip” Pugh said in a message to police. Pugh, 45, is wanted for failing to appear in court. He is also a person of interest in a number of crimes including arson and vandalism, the Lima Police Departmentsaid on Facebook. Pugh is disheveled and sports a cheesy grin in his mugshot. His preferred photo shows him sharply dressed, well-groomed and wearing sunglasses. “We thank him for being helpful, but now we would appreciate it if he would come speak to us at the LPD about his charges,” the police department posted.  Anyone with information about Pugh is asked to call the Lima Police Department at 419-221-5264. 

2016 Player Hater Of The Year Nominee. I imagine this guy hanging out with Silky Johnson, Buc Nasty, Pitbull, Beautiful, Mr. Roboto, and Ice-T. I can just hear his nomination right now:

Chip Pugh is nominated for texting a selfie to the po-lice, simply because his mugshot was not pretty enough! Hate hate hate hate hate!

With arson and vandalism to boot. This guy might be my favorite criminal ever. Burning shit down, ruining property and texting the cops with his own mugshot. And his fucking name is Chip. COCKY. Give me a true crime Netflix series about this dude.

Clap for me bitch! – Chip

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