This 11 Year Old Was Kicked Out of "World Book Day" For Dressing Up As The Guy From 50 Shades Of Grey

Mashable – Who’d have thought an 11-year-old child dressing as a control freak BDSM fanatic would cause such an uproar? Certainly not Liam Scholes from Sale, Manchester, who showed up to his school’s World Book Day celebrations dressed as Christian Grey from 50 Shades Of Grey. He donned a shiny grey suit and bowled up to Sale High School carrying an eye mask and some cable ties Thursday expecting some laughs, but was told by teachers the costume was inappropriate. His mother Nicola received a phone call from the school saying he wouldn’t be able to participate in the class events or even feature in a group photograph. “Me and the teacher agreed to disagree and it’s not being taken any further,” she told Manchester Evening News, “but I was disappointed for Liam that he’d been stopped from taking part and that he’s had a dressing down.” “One of the teachers went dressed as Dexter and I don’t see why sex is seen as more offensive than murder,” she added. World Book Day also caused controversy Thursday when dozens of children dressed up as Elsa from Frozen, which quite notably isn’t a book.

Pretty fucking funny article when you dissect each ridiculous part.

First, this 11 year old dressing up BDSM 5 star general Christian Grey is downright hilarious. He’s not breaking any rules either. He just decided to take World Book Day and flip it on it’s head. He was like if they are going to make me dress up, I’m going to knock this out of the park. And I respect the shit out of that. Not holding back. Not caring what anyone else is going to think. Just shot for the moon. The haters are going to hate, but he was handcuffing some 4th grader to the monkey bars and spanking some fresh meat in the sandbox at recess.

Second, I agree with his mother that the teacher dressing up as a serial killer isn’t any better. So now the message to the kids are you can only have missionary sex, but you can go around killing people at will?

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Third, if he had to take off his costume, which was basically just a suit, then every dumb bitch who dressed up as Elsa from Frozen should have been suspended. Hey you dumb sluts, Frozen is a movie, not a book. It’s World BOOK Day. But yet seemingly the only guy who dressed up as a book character was punished, meanwhile a bunch of Elsas were frolicking around like they were some sort of literature like it’s no big deal. Hopefully our Christian Grey taught those dumb hos a lesson.