Iowa Guy Charged With Drunkenly Attacking Another Man With A Can Of Baked Beans

CORALVILLE — Police said a can of baked beans was used in a drunken assault Thursday. According to Coralville police criminal complaints, officers responded to a residence in the 700 block of Fourth Avenue Place around 4:30 p.m. Thursday. There, officers encountered the victim on the floor of the residence, bleeding from a wound to his head. Police said the victim — who is not named — and 57-year-old Leonard C. Seawood got into an argument that escalated into a physical fight. At some point during the bout, Seawood hit the victim in the head with a can of bacon and beans. The victim complained of pain and also injured his shoulder, police said. Seawood was read his rights and admitted to hitting the other man with a can of baked beans. Police said Seawood appeared to be intoxicated and had a blood alcohol content of .286 percent, according to a preliminary breath test. He was arrested and faces one count of assault causing bodily injury, a serious misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in jail; and public intoxication, a simple misdemeanor punishable by up to 30 days in jail.

That’s right.  Thats how we roll around here. Act up and you’re bound to get plunked in the head with a can of baked beans.  Act up and get clapped up with some Bush’s baked beans straight to the dome. Almost makes me wanna move to New York to avoid such vicious crimes. I guess it’s just further proof that heinous crimes can happen anywhere. Nowhere is safe. This is also an interesting look into Leonard’s drunk eating habits. No judgment on what another man likes to eat once he gets a few cocktails in him but bacon and beans? Woof. That’s gonna make those alcohol shits 100x worse the next morning.  I’m a drunk beef jerky eater myself. Eat that stuff by the pound after bar close. I know I was drunk when I wake up with the empty packages of beef jerky that cost like 8 dollars for 5 shreds of jerky. That’s when I know I was tossing money around like a rapper.  But again, no judgement towards Leonard and his bacon and beans  A man likes what a man likes.

PS- Leonard Seawood is a great fucking name. It really is. It’s pleasing to look and I bet the dude has a badass signature. Leonard Seawood is the name of a person who should be doing big things, not knocking people over the head with canned goods.

h/t ct