Maybe this is just what you do when you cash a 14 million dollar check from your couch. Or maybe it’s what you do when the internet laughs at you for being the fart guy. But I for one do not like this. This isn’t Jimmy T, this isn’t Jimbo, this is James Tomsula and I fucking hate that guy. Seriously, someone please go check on James and figure out if he’s in a good mental space. I feel like you could even check him into a psych ward for a couple of days and tell him the snacks are free and everyone gets to go outside for a couple hours. We go to sleep at 8 pm but that’s just because the little red pill makes us groggy. We can’t lose Jim Tomsula, I took psych 101 for 2 days (they graded on a bell curve so I dropped it) and I know when you randomly shave a mustache, something is up.
I know this is the point where I probably lose some people here but in my mind Jim Tomsula goes to the psych ward and becomes best friends with Chief from One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest. Stockton and Malone on the pick and roll. Jim isn’t even crazy, he just likes living there.