Charlotte McKinney And Her BOMBS Were On Display In Vegas Last Night
Jiminy fuckin Cricket! Charlotte McKinney outchea looking like a goddam cartoon in Vegas. Looks like I’m staring at her with 3D goggles. I read a report that she was affecting the tides of the ocean with those bombs. The waxing and waning of Charlotte McKinney’s tits throwing off the levels of the sea. These things have other smaller tits orbiting around them. And that dress…what the fuck is that constructed of? I feel like its gotta be made from Kevlar or something. Some sort of NASA astronaut substance. That dress doing its best to fight gravity and the laws of physics. Trying to hold up those tits reminds me of when Hank was duct taped to the wall of Barstool HQ.
Just a spectacular display of not only tits, but engineering as well. I feel like they found someone who built suspension bridges to sew that dress.
And can somebody check on Robin Leach? I think he might be dead. Maybe back in the heyday of Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous he could have handled a night in Vegas with a smoke like this. But in 2016 those tits may have put him in cardiac arrest.