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Homemade Roman Candle Mini Gun Because This Is Mother Fucking America!

 

 

Just a couple Wisconsin kids firing a homemade Roman Candle gun into Lake Michigan.  No big deal.  It’s actually good for Wisconsin to get some exposure for something that doesn’t have anything to do with things like Steve Avery, Brendan Dassey, “Yeah? Yeah”, Manitowoc, blood vials or not owning underwear. It feels like the entire state has taken a massive hit thanks to Making A Murderer. Like people think the entire state is full of nothing but crooked sheriffs and guys with less-than-stellar IQs. So what’s better exposure than being a red-blooded American who loves fireworks?  Absolutely nothing. If you didn’t have roman candle fights in the street growing up then I just assume you didn’t have a childhood whatsoever. You only had a childhood if you almost took an exploding ball of fire right to the face on multiple occasions. Facts.  Now imagine showing up to one of those fights with that fucking thing. It’d be like showing up to a war in the 1500s with an Ak-47. Goddamn being a kid was so much better than being an adult.