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Kirk Cousins Is Officially The Best White Guy Ever, Wearing a Starter Jacket On The Podium

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Kirk Cousins is your very white friend’s favorite white friend. He is a Lord of the Rings quoting, You Like That! shouting, Starter jacket wearing, fucking awesome quarterback. Just rolling up to the podium in his 90’s throwback and slippers, no fucks given.

He’s just the goofy white guy. If he drank alcohol it’d probably be RBVs out of a water bottle.

And where did he get it? Of course he just randomly decided to buy it for himself off the Internet. Probably was in an intense eBay bidding war. Just a classic white guy.