Get the fuck out of here Harry. This isn’t tea and crumpets bro. When you come to America you’re just a Ginger that throws like a girl. Remember that.
I will say thank you for killing terrorists, that was badass.
Of all the people to show Prince Harry around we go with Mark Teixera? What an awful choice. Harry is a baller, Tex is a loser. Look at him. He looks like he just came from a Software Sales Conference. Guy isn’t showing Harry how to hit a baseball, he’s selling life insurance. Squid times infinity.