Hate When Someone Dies And Ruins My New Years

WGN – A woman suffered a heart attack during a New Year’s Eve celebration at a downtown Indianapolis bar, but a customer’s complaint about the incident has fueled a social media firestorm. According to a manager at Kilroy’s, a 70-year-old woman suffered a heart attack while celebrating with her family. A customer took to the bar’s Facebook page to complain that the response to the incident ruined her holiday celebration. The woman said she believed someone had suffered a drug overdose and was miffed that the wait staff wasn’t attentive to her and her guests. Chris Burton, a manager at the bar, replied to the woman’s post and clarified that the woman had not suffered a drug overdose but had a heart attack. He also offered some harsh words for the woman:

Everyone says New Years Eve is the worst, and I am prone to agree. It’s cold, it’s expensive, it’s hard to get everyone to agree on one thing, Uber charges you an arm and a leg and a year of college tuition to get home, and you feel like horseshit the next day. Now imagine all of that PLUS someone dying and having to be wheeled past you while you’re trying to enjoy dinner. Sounds like the worst day ever. There you are, just trying to enjoy some cocktails with your betches, and some old lady decides to just keel over and die at the same place you are? THE NERVE. And for the manager to say the dying person was more important than figuring out why there was an extra Gin and Tonic on the bill? That person should be fired. If I was at Kilroy’s that night I would have walked right on out on my bill if some old geezer heart attacked while I was trying to ring in the new year without someone being completely selfish and dying in the same establishment as me. Most self-centered grandma of all time. Pick somewhere else to die, whore. Don’t be “that old lady”, smh.

PS: On the real real, I love this chick Holly Jones being so delusional that she thought everyone would high-five and agree with her that she went over the Facebook page to bitch about her NYE being momentarily altered because a paramedic had to come to the bar she was at. If I had to guess, I’d take the over on 500 different Yelp reviews Holly Jones has left in her life. She infinity % is like Cartman in the South Park episode and lets the waiter know she, in fact, will be reviewing his performance.

PS: If I’m a bar owner, I’m taking notes. Definitely staging a heart attack next NYE and making a fake outraged Facebook post. Best free publicity money can buy.