NFL Monday Evening Rewind - NFC
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Bet you didn’t think I’d switch it up and go 7-9.
I apologize for the tardiness. I’ve been traveling all day, let’s wrap it all up.
Saints 20, Falcons 17
Fuck this game of teams that were both a pretty big disappointment. End of the Payton/Brees era in New Orleans and end of a really bad year for Matty Ice. Now let’s check in with the fanbase.
ELECTRIC
Washington 34, Cowboys 23
Kellen Moore is in the NFL playing Quarterback, it’s not going so well.
Loved the Cowboy fans doing the wave while a Redskins player got carted off the field. Why? Because the internet outrage machine got red hot for a minute there. “How dare all these drunk oblivious people stand up and do this stupid wave thing! Someone is hurt!” -Guy rewinding big hits on his TV at home to watch people get concussed.
My one wish. RGIII AND Johnny Manziel on the Cowboys next year. Circus off the charts. JJ rolls with 3 QB’s all year.
Hey look Darren McFadden is still alive annnnd now he wishes he wasn’t.
Jerry Jones and Vince McMahon, to be a fly on that wall.
Can’t even imagine how many strippers these two took down after the game. What a scene. 8 balls for everyone.
Philadelphia 35, NYG 30
And a nice fuck you to DeMarco Murray for finally showing up after the fantasy season is officially over.
Only couples shirt I can sign off on.
And Coughlin officially walking off for the last time. Gonna miss the Coughlin/Manning Giants. Such a low floor and high ceiling. They can blow a game in a horrifically bad fashion or win a Super Bowl. What a roller coaster.
Detroit 24, Chicago 20
Bears season summed up in one picture.
Going to miss Matt Forte a lot. Such a great Bear, wish he was able to play for better teams.
Now that Coughlin is gone it’s John Fox’s throne for face that looks like it’s going to fall off when the temperature gets below freezing.
“Hey Martha, are you going to eat me?”
“Not today Jim, but someday I will, someday I will”
*Nervous Laughter*
Seattle 36, Arizona 6
The Cardinals performance summed up by one single Richard Sherman GIF.
Anyone else have the over and need just 13 points in the second half only to be watching Drew Stanton vs Tavaris Jackson in the 4th quarter? No? Just me? Fuck everything.
I give Russell Wilson a lot of shit for being corny so in fairness I need to give him some credit. Guy was absolutely incredible down the stretch. 24 touchdowns and 1 interception since Week 11. Went on a killing spree to get the Seahawks the “team nobody wants to play” title going into the playoffs.
Tampa Bay 10, Carolina 38
Carolina, like Buffalo, has not discovered Cell phone cameras quite yet.
Suga Titties ready for the playoffs.
As for the Panthers, feels like people are back to sleeping on them after last week’s loss. All I know is the NFC playoffs are going to be fantastic. Potential second round matchups of Packers vs Cardinals and Seahawks vs Panthers. Loaded bracket. Let’s go.
“Even Janitor”
“Is that real?”
“Yeah”
Rams 16, 49ers 19
Why why why why did the 49ers fire Jim Tomsula?
Still heartbroken.
And on the other side. So so close to our 8-8 Jeff Fisher dream. Disappointing, but the good news is just like every Jeff Fisher year ever, he probably coached well enough down the stretch to keep his job.
“Do I even look like a guy that pooped his pants? Pffft, why would you even bring that up?”
Vikings 20, Packers 13
Get it, it’s so cold he has icicles on his body? I don’t think you get it.
The Vikings came into Green Bay and won the damn thing. NFC North champs, even overcame a Teddy Favre left handed interception.
Because psssst, Aaron Rodgers has been kind of crappy this season.
I’m legit terrified of Mike Zimmer. He’s a good consistent coach that should have the Vikings competing for a while. He just needs a new voice and he’d be a perfect coach.
In Wisconsin, that’s almost enough money to frame a guy and his nephew for murder. Almost.
And finally, a single tear rolls down my cheek. I don’t know how we got here guys, I really don’t. Feels like just yesterday we were at Week 1. As always, the sandwich was eaten too fast. We still have dessert but god dammit do I want just one more bite.