Can Someone Teach This Little Bastard How To Eat A Watermelon?

So I don’t know how cricket works and I don’t know how cricket fans operate. I don’t know if a full watermelon is just cricket fans’ version of peanuts and Cracker Jacks. But in my 23 years of living on this Earth, I think I can confidently say that this is NOT how you’re supposed to eat a watermelon. Like almost 100% certain of it. Now if you’re going to be an complete sociopath like this and bring an entire watermelon with you as your snack of choice to the match, well then far be it for me to ridicule your eating techniques. You’ve earned the right to dominate that watermelon however you’d like to. I just think that maybe this little monster could benefit from someone teaching him how to actually consume that food. Could be life changing. Or just don’t eat watermelon because it’s really not that great.

Oh, and while we’re on the subject of little brats not knowing how to eat… someone needs to have a long discussion with this little guy at the Tampa Bay Lightning game last week and tell him that this is no way to eat a slice of pizza.

h/t @SeanandBoShow