ESPN Top Headlines: Peyton Manning's Doctor Has A Checkered Past Including Receiving Illegal Chinese HGH in 2007! Just Kidding. It’s Actually Dolphins Were Worried Pats Would Spy on Them.

Current ESPN Headlines as off 10 minutes ago

Haha. Only ESPN could pull a stunt like this. To have a story about the Dolphins being worried about the Pats spying on them on their front page and ZERO mention of the Peyton Manning story. Who cares that yesterday news broke that Manning’s doctor received illegal HGH in 2007?  Who cares that Dr. Guyer has a long and checkered past. Why would anybody care who an NFL QB uses for personal training and rehab?  Nobody cares who Brady uses right?  So why care about Manning?

“In 2007, Guyer’s name showed up in a federal indictment against Thomas Bader and his company, College Pharmacy of Colorado Springs, Colo. It alleged that Guyer received illegal Chinese HGH from College Pharmacy in February 2007. A jury found Bader guilty in 2010 and he was sentenced to 40 months in prison.”

Any mention of this bombshell? Nope. But instead just the same tired story about another inept, jealous, worthless franchise being run by ex fired Jets personnel looking over their shoulders worrying about the Pats . WHO CARES ABOUT THE DOLPHINS! This story isn’t new. Belichick is in the rest of the league’s heads. We’ve beaten them before we ever step on the field. We’ve heard this paranoia story 100 times. Why would the Pats bug the Dolphins locker room? This would be like Mike Tyson bugging Peter McNeely.  Nobody cares. The only thing more outrageous than this being front page news is the fact there is no mention of the Manning story. But I guess nothing should surprise us with the Worldwide Leader anymore. They Hate Us Cause the Ain’t us.

PS – Since Ben Vollin said the Globe is a national newspaper I assume he is frantically digging into the Guyer story as we speak. After all his pastime is exposing shady health and nutrition specialists. Or is he still stuck in the locker I stuffed him in last week?