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#21 Woman Pisses Herself While Giving A Live TV Interview

 

 

LET HER GO TAKE A PISS LADY!  Jesus.  Shoddy journalism at it’s finest.  Not to mention human decency.  No way no how that reporter was gonna get any answers outta that chick while she had a full bladder anyway.  The reporter is asking her about some shooting and the only thing going on in her mind is, “Pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee.”  I’m amazed she was even able to give any sort of answers.  You ever been THIS close to pissing your pants?  Yep of course you have and yep you know exactly what that’s like.  Awful.  Everything around you goes blurry and it’s straight up tunnel vision.  Tunnel vision thinking about how if you don’t reach a bathroom soon there’s gonna be piss everywhere.  It’s a helpless feeling that’s compounded when it’s taking place on live TV.

The worst part is you spend your entire life training yourself not to piss your pants.  Literally years of training go into it.  You put yourself through almost every scenario and come out the other side with dry pants.  It’s an accomplishment.  You have a sometimes decade-long streak of not pissing your pants.  It’s like Jerry and his throw up streak. But then one day, a reporter comes along, asks you a bunch of questions and it happens.  Streak over.

This is the look of a person whose streak just ended

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