#24 Hey Nana, Let’s Play Ping Pong Right Near Your Fine China… I’m Sure Nothing Destructive At All Will Happen

Oops, just kidding. Forgot you’re 200 years old and if you try to use a fast twitch muscle your body just fails. Sucks you ruined all your fancy dishes but remember that thing I was telling you about, the internet? Well you’re going to live forever there. I know you were worried about how your grandkids will remember you but I can assure you that it will always be with a big smile on their face.

Feitelberg note: I’m embarrassed by how fake this video is