#28 This Asian Dude Sinking 1 Million Bucket in a Row Can Get The Fuck Out of My Face

This video came out a while back but it’s going viral again now so my apologies if this is a reblog. But it just makes me SO MAD. This is such a slap in the face to the true artistry of playing pop a shot or carnival basketball game. I get both aren’t real hoops. I get it’s not real basketball. But there should be a degree of actual basketball skill involved and to see dadcore Ken Jeong with his bowling pin calves here burying buckets just completely diminishes the whole thing. There’s a zero percent chance this guy can actually ball. But he somehow hit so many shots that he actually broke the machine and then sauntered away with this smug face:

It just offends me so deeply to my core. If there weren’t an equally high likelihood he A) Wouldn’t see this blog and B) Is very good at martial arts, I would challenge this man to a fight in a heartbeat. Sometimes you have to stand up for what you believe in, even if it is a game that only matters in the world of Dave and Buster’s.