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I'm In Philly To Watch The Redskins Clinch the NFC East With a Win

I’m in this filth hole. I’m here for the Skins. I’m here for the playoffs. I’m here to watch the city of Philly lose for the 9,000th straight season. I’m here to see Chip fail. I’m here to see Smitty’s large head blow up and combust in real life. That’s why I came to Philly. I need a win now. I need the playoffs. It’s just about go time. A loss and the Skins need help next week. A win and we get a home playoff game. Huge game. Let’s have good things happen for us one fucking time.