HAIL TO YOUR NFC EAST CHAMPIONS

DOWN GOES SMITTY! DOWN GOES CHIP! DOWN GOES THE ENTIRE CITY OF PHILADELPHIA!

Your Washington Redskins are the NFC East champs and going to the motherfucking playoffs baby! WOWOWOW. Nobody saw this coming. Nobody thought it was possible. In Kirk we trust. GOAT GOAT GOAT. I went into Philly, made them all by bitch, and punched my ticket to the playoffs. HOME GAME. More later, have to peel Smitty’s sad, sad existence off the pavement and put him in a cab home.

SKINS BACK IN THE PLAYOFFS MEANS SHIRTS BACK ON SALE!

HOME PLAYOFF GAME WILL BE CHILLY, GET YOUR HOODY!!