Jeb Bush Traveling New Hampshire Wearing Only One Sweater Every Day Is Laugh Out Loud Funny

Gawker just posted all these and I don’t care what your politics are, this is fantastic stuff. Does he not know there are camera on him 24/7? That we saw what he wore yesterday, or the day before, or the day before, or the day before, etc.? I mean if I do the rundown two days in a row I’ll change my shirt (I probably won’t shower, but I will change) because Stoolies will make fun of me. Yet this guy’s traveling the country, running for leader of the free world and he’s rocking one article of clothing. You know who wore the same clothes in high school, Jeb? Poor, gross people who didn’t become the student body president. I can just picture Jeb getting dressed with his campaign manager like a little child who wants to show off his new shirt

“Ok Jeb, you’ve worn that two days in a row so mommy needs to wash it.”

“NO”

“Jeb…”

“NnnnnnnnO”

“Jeb, what about the white shirt today?”

“I WANT THE GRAY SWEATER.”

Expand that wardrobe if you want to be president, sir.