Just A Dude In Rittenhouse Sq. Getting His Holiday Porn On Via Free WiFi

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So I was walking home through rittenhouse last night and had to do a double take walking past Starbucks. Get a load (lol) of this dude just abusing the free wifi and dialing up porn. Not really sure how to react to this…

Ah, yes. The timeless holiday tradition of snuggling in a warm Starbucks and raping their free internet services for to get hard in plain sight. I don’t know what’s more savage, the fact he’s browsing anal in view view of the streets or the fact he’s doing it on a Toshiba. Now that’s both heart and hustle. Haven’t seen this much public porn effort with a Cup of Joe since that old dude casually reading the tits out of a Playboy in our local Dunkin’ Donuts.

That guy really got into it in there with the squints, too. Looks like he’s staring at one of those 3D Magic posters trying to see the spaceship. Sure, nowadays the Disney Channel features as much risque material as Playboy. He could have whipped out a Hustler or his old balls if he was going for a shock. But this sailor’s been to many a ports in his day. He knows what he likes and how he likes it. Let these men enjoy their boobs and coffee in peace.

h/t Lucas w/ the sweet load lol