Drone Almost Hits Skier As Skynet Bones Its First Attack Against Humanity
NBC Sports- The world’s best Alpine skier was nearly taken out by a drone camera in the middle of a slalom run Tuesday night. Marcel Hirscher, the four-time reigning World Cup overall champion, was about 10 seconds into his second run of a night slalom in Madonna di Campiglio, Italy, when the camera crashed to the snow behind him, between the Austrian and the previous gate. “This is horrible,” Hirscher said, according to The Associated Press. “This can never happen again. This can be a serious injury.”
Somebody make sure that John Connor is safe, because the machines have started their attack and the T-1000 can’t be far behind. Skynet has made its first move against the human race and we must be ready for any and all attacks. Today it’s an Alpine skier during a slalom run, tomorrow it’s your favorite NFL player. I just unplugged my toaster and microwave. You can never be too safe when it comes to war against the machines. I’ve seen what a drone can do when it just nicks a finger. I don’t want to start battling household appliances.
Yes I could have cropped Big Cat and KFC out of the picture, but I felt the ridiculousness of this scene had to be shown.
If Skynet wants to bring a gutter war to my door, lets do it.
*Throws computer and phone out window. Quickly realizes that is the source for all of my porn*
Shit.
P.S. I love when foreign announcers go crazy. It reminds me of the good old days when I would watch wrestlers just destroy the Spanish announcers table on a WWF PPV.