Are We Sure Pres Isn't Secretly A Fat Poker Player On The Professional Poker Tour?
I’m not saying this is Pres. All I’m saying is, if Pres keeps eating Pizza every single day, and we have to manhunt someone again, he should just change his name to Matthew Salsberg and play in next years World Series of Poker for free.
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This guy is literally stuck in “Someone just killed my dog and my girlfriend fucked my best friend and my mom died of cancer” mode. Lighten up bro. You win millions of dollars a year playing a game.
thanks to Daniel and Bo for the tip