Oooh La La, Looks Like Someone Bought Themselves A New Christmas Fedora

 
FANCY PANTS! Look at Kim go. Not an easy look to pull off. You basically need to be an old dude with a long trench coat and a newspaper under your arm to successfully do the fedora thing. Such a dangerous hat, no room for error. If you can’t pull it off you look like the world’s biggest try hard and if you do pull it off you’re Don Draper and the most mysterious man in the world. Good work Kim, you rocked it man. Big news out of North Korea (no seriously this is actually big news that they did a whole press release about Kim’s new hat). Don’t look now but North Korea is on the up and up. Fedora guys demand respect, fedora guys are devious and conniving and can work their way out of any situation, that’s just a fact.

“Someone save me, please”

“Hey guys, let’s stand around like they do in the American offices. How bout them Cowboys, right? HAHAHA! ”