Adam Sandler Told A Hilarious Michael Keaton And Chris Farley Story On Conan

God damn it.  I could listen to Chris Farley stories forever and ever. They’re just the best.  My obsession with Chris Farley knows no bounds and I don’t give a shit.  Dude is the GOAT.  I’m not a tattoo guy but it’s a borderline miracle I haven’t gotten a Farley tattoo.  The story Sandler told about Farley ordering two things every time they’d go to a restaurant is pretty good.  My favorite part of it was when he’s talking about how he could feel Farley’s energy while waiting to give his order to the waitress.  Just chomping at the bit ready to order two t-bone steaks.  Everybody knows that feeling but I can’t even imagine how Farley looked while waiting.  LET ME ORDER ALREADY!  Sneaky greatest part of the story though was Michael Keaton grabbing the dinner check and saying, “I’m Batman”  Such a great line to drop.

h/t pat