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I Wish Ian Poulter Had Hit This Tree Harder While Skiing But I'll Take What I Can Get




Oh are we not supposed to root for athletes to get hurt?  Does that make me a scum bag? Whatever. I don’t give a shit.  That notion doesn’t apply to Ian Poulter and if you don’t agree with that then you can pack your shit and move to Europe. Because what we generally do IN THIS COUNTRY is root for a douche bag like Poulter to go crashing into an evergreen tree while skiing and maybe snap a leg or two. Or maybe a suffer a minor concussion.  Something.  Anything. I know that’s what I was rooting for. I was ready.  Had my fist pump celebration ready to rock and roll then all he did was skid into the tree and remain conscious. Big time bummer. Don’t get me wrong, I still enjoyed watching him fail but a trip to the hospital on top of said failure would’ve been a nice cherry on top.  Well keep trying Poulter. Keep at it.  Keep hitting those slopes.  One of these days it’ll happen.  U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!



PS- Of course he cut out the bad language.  Such a pussy that Poulter.