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Just Your Average Jenkintown Wawa Holiday Booty Grab

A Shorti with a side of booty is one solid Wawa run. I guess there’s always a time and a place to grab a handful of ham. Surprise move going ass out for the kids in a crowded Wawa then instantly crawl into a shell once called out. If you’re going to major in the art of savagery then at least double down when the opportunity comes. It’s a drunk Wawa run, dammit. Anything goes outside of starting fires. That’s when life goes downhill.