For those that don’t remember, here is a quick refresher back to draft night after the Knicks selected Kristaps Porzingis with the number four pick:
And then that same kid tonight in Philadelphia:
Jeez, how did this kid not know that Kristaps Porzingis was going to be a star? What an IDIOT!!! That kid probably doesn’t know the first thing about scouting or advance statistics. Good thing myself and every other Knicks fan on the planet knew this pick was a home run the second the Knicks made it. No doubt about it. Just don’t read any Knicks fans’ tweets or blogs from around that time. (And yes, this is clearly all in jest. But before everyone piles on Knicks fans for not knowing that this pick was a good one, I remember my Twitter timeline being filled with LOLs at the Knicks. So glass houses here, people).
Meanwhile, Young Kristaps was looking pretty sharp tonight in the City of Brotherly Love:
And the Knicks’ destruction of the Sixers extended past the team, as even their mascot was not safe from the fury of RoLo: