Meek Mill Violated His Probation Because He Submitted Cold Water As His Urine For A Piss Test
(Source) — Meek Mill was in court earlier this week for a probation violation and failed a court ordered drug test. According to legal documents obtained by TMZ, Meek took a urine test and handed the lab technician a cup of cold water instead of a urine sample. The rapper reportedly told the technician that the urine looked that way because he had consumed a lot of water during the day and that the protein shakes he has been drinking made his sample come out that way.
I don’t think anyone on earth needs 2016 more than Meek Mill 2016. First, you lash out at Drake and he responds with a diss track just destroying you. Then the entire internet laughs at you for four months. Next, that very diss track, the one that emasculates the hell out of you, becomes the first diss ever nominated for a Grammy. Finally, you violate probation by handing in a glass of water for your piss test. New year, new me is real and no one needs it more than Meek.
But, as bad as his year has been, he’s got no one to blame but himself. He went at Drake and he was dumb enough to think water would pass for piss. I mean, how fucking dumb can you be? Go at the biggest rapper in the world? Idiotic. Lie to a doctor? Even more idiotic. Doctors are walking lie detectors. If you’ve been to any kind of medical school then you’re impossible to lie to. Ever told your doctor you have, “I don’t know, maybe 4 or 5 drinks” when you go out? He looks at you like you’re a child who said he didn’t steal the cookie. Or how about telling your dentist that you floss? Yeah, right, they totally believe you. And those are easy lies compared to a urine test, but you think you can pull one over on them by grabbing a bottle of Dasani from the vending machine before you go in? Come on, Meek. Be smarter than that. I’ve taken tests that I should’ve failed, be an adult and go to GNC to grab a masker the night before. Think for me for one second.