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Saudi Millionaire Gets Out Of Rape Charges After He Says He Fell And Accidentally Penetrated A Sleeping Woman's Vagina

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(Source) A millionaire businessman has been found not guilty of rape after claiming he accidentally penetrated her when he tripped and fell. Ehsan Abdulaziz, 46, was initially accused of forcing himself on the 18-year-old as she slept on a couch at his London flat after a night of drinking.

The Saudi property developer said he had already had sex with the young woman’s 24-year-old friend and it was possible his penis may have been poking out of his underwear when he tripped. The Mirror reported the group had met at an exclusive West End club last year where he entertained them before offering them a lift home.

The 18-year-old claimed that after a number of drinks at Abdulaziz’s north London home, she went to sleep on the couch. She said she woke up to find him on top of her, forcing himself on her. “She woke up with the defendant kissing her and his penis in her vagina,” prosecutor Jonathan Davies told the Southwark Crown Court. “She said: ‘What are you doing?’ and he said ‘It’s fine,’ indicating that her friend was asleep.

 

“She got up to find her friend, tried to wake her but couldn’t, she then tried to get out of the flat as quickly as she could.” Abdulaziz said he had accidentally fallen on the teenager and that she tried to seduce him, and that was how his DNA got onto her vagina.

“I’m fragile, I fell down but nothing ever happened, between me and this girl nothing ever happened,” he said. He also told the court it was possible he had semen on his hands after having sex with the young woman’s friend. The jury acquitted Abdulaziz after just 30 minutes of deliberations.

 

 

 

 

Am I reading the Onion right now? Is this actually real life? It wasn’t rape, I simply fell with a hard dick into a sleeping woman’s vagina? What? Holy shit man that has to be an all time excuse to get out of a rape charge right? You can’t really top that one. It’s bullshit on steroids. Ehsan Abdulaziz acting like he tripped over a curb or stubbed his toe on his coffee table and whoops, would you look at that, penis in vagina, my bad. I don’t even know what to say, I’m floored. Floored not only at the story itself, but this was the one they chose when it was pretty clear they were paying their way out of it anyway. I would take an educated guess a Saudi Millionaire was finding some way to use his riches to get out of the rape charges in a foreign country. Just a hunch here that the jury and court didn’t think, man, that story about a fully erect penis falling into a sleeping vagina sure is believable.  This is like on COPS when they pull a blacked out person over and the drunk mumbles that they had 1 beer 4 hours ago, only 10 billion times more unbelievable. What a world, not a good world, just what a world.

 

 

Very believable face, sure.

 

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