Dude At The Spurs Game Is Stuck So Hard In The FriendZone When The Kiss Cam Finds He And His "Date"
BRUTAL. Poor guy, months and months of friendzone all coming out on the stupid Jumbotron kiss cam. You can tell that in the back of his head he sort of thought this would be his big shot too. Just one kiss and she’s going to totally realize they were meant for each other. Keeps leaning in like “well I guess we have to make out here, it’s kiss cam, rules are rules”. All the while her body language could not be worse, moving away, embarrassed, covering her face. This moment was especially cringeworthy, wants to be anywhere in the world but in this guy’s arms.
Fuck man, just give up, this sucked so hard. There are plenty of chicks that will most likely date you, but this ain’t one of them, time to go home, jerk off, and forget all this happened.
PS
Pretty good sign you’re in the friendzone when you’re working the Shiner Bock’s to build up some liquid courage and she’s slowly sipping a diet pepsi. Probably texting her hook up on the side saying how excited she is to get wasted with him this weekend.
