Are You Trying To Tell Me This Cardboard Box That Plays Virtual Reality Porn Is Going To Get People Off?
NYPost- Porn entrepreneurs are pioneering technology again — and the latest tweak is live-streaming virtual reality. CamSoda, a mobile-first adult site that specializes in live webcasts of porn stars, is launching a virtual-reality show that promises to plunge viewers into entire roomfuls of naked models and sex scenes in real time.
Slated to debut Wednesday evening, the weekly smut show “CamSoda House” will stream live from rooms containing as many as a half-dozen porn stars at once for an hour or more. To check out the show, viewers at home can drop their smartphones into a VR headset, such as the $7 Google Cardboard. By spinning and craning their necks, viewers can ogle whichever model they choose at any given time.
As with CamSoda’s 2-D webcasts, viewers can interact with models by sending text messages. While the show will be free, the VR technology will enable tipping through points bought on a credit card.
As an OG that went through puberty by navigating through scrambled Spice Channel and whatever nudie magazines I could get my hands on, excuse me for being skeptical of this virtual reality cardboard box of porn. I understand how computers can bring me an endless buffet of porn to my fingertips. But now you are going to tell me that a cardboard box can get me off? Get out of town, bro. I want to believe it, trust me. But I am like Alan Grant before he arrived at Jurassic Park. This all seems too good to be true.
This also appears to be a job for someone with three hands. One to hold the cardboard box, one to hold the tissue, and one to hold the junk. Unless you go with some sort of Jim Abbot seamless switch from paper towel to the junk move. But that is a messy disaster just waiting to happen. And moving the cardboard box is not an ideal way to end your session.
Now I hope that I am wrong. I hope that this is truly the latest step in porn evolution. But I am still extremely skeptical. If Cam Soda wanted to give me their finest headset with say a 30-day trial, I would gladly provide them with some feedback. Not for pleasure or for business. But for science. All they have to do is contact me via Twitter. Your move, Cam Soda.
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