Saudi Millionaire Cleared Of Rape Charges After Claiming He Tripped And Fell Into The Woman's Vagina

News- A MILLIONAIRE businessman has been found not guilty of rape after claiming he accidentally penetrated her when he tripped and fell. Ehsan Abdulaziz, 46, was initially accused of forcing himself on the 18-year-old as she slept on a couch at his London flat after a night of drinking. The Saudi property developer said he had already had sex with the young woman’s 24-year-old friend and it was possible his penis may have been poking out of his underwear when he tripped. The Mirror reported the group had met at an exclusive West End club last year where he entertained them before offering them a lift home. The 18-year-old claimed that after a number of drinks at Abdulaziz’s north London home, she went to sleep on the couch. She said she woke up to find him on top of her, forcing himself on her. “She woke up with the defendant kissing her and his penis in her vagina,” prosecutor Jonathan Davies told the Southwark Crown Court. “She said: ‘What are you doing?’ and he said ‘It’s fine’, indicating that her friend was asleep. “She got up to find her friend, tried to wake her but couldn’t, she then tried to get out of the flat as quickly as she could.” Abdulaziz said he had accidentally fallen on the teenager and that she tried to seduce him, and that was how his DNA got onto her vagina.

Ahhhhhh yes.  The ol’ Whoops I Tripped And Fell Dick-First Into A Woman’s Vagina So It’s Not Rape defense.  Normally I would call that a hail mary tactic but of course it worked for this millionaire businessman. Dude was simply walking around the apartment with his dick hanging out of his boxers and cartoon-like slipped and luckily that woman’s vagina was there to break his fall. Phew.  That was a close one.  Thank god for that women’s vagina being there.  I’m not gonna say there’s some shady business going on here but the article says the jury only deliberated for 30 minutes before clearing this guy of all charges.  Who is this guy’s lawyer and is he the next Johnnie Cochran?  He almost has to be.  You gotta be the greatest lawyer in the world to give such a convincing Tripped And Fell defense that the jury only needs the length of a Seinfeld episode to decide your client is innocent. It’s a miracle in and of itself that the jury didn’t burst out laughing when the defense said their client tripped and fell, let alone get him acquitted. Hey guy, be more careful next time you’re walking around the apartment.  You don’t wanna fall dick-first into another girl, have her catch your fall and 9 months later have a kid.